MechWarrior(1) waited. The progress bar above him blinked and stopped in the air. There were BAs on the cap. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to his teammates were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. MechWarrior(1) was a Mechwarrior for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the mechs and he said to dad "I want to be in the mechs daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY BATTLEARMOR"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now at the G4 cap point on DeathValley he knew there were BA.
"This is Nomad" the radio crackered. "You must fight the BA!"
So MechWarrior(1) gotted his lazor and blew up the spawn.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the BA
"I will shoot at him" said the elemental and he fired the rocket missiles. MechWarrior(1) lazored at him and tried to blew him up. But then an Epona legged him and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the BA" he shouted
The radio said "No, MechWarrior(1). You are the BA"
And then MechWarrior(1) was a Longinus.

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If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 07/03/2012 07:48PM by haarp.

Awesome and shitty at the same time, splendid work, I have to admit grudgingly

lold hard