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Velvet Sundown

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Velvet Sundown
July 31, 2014 04:19PM
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Your welcome



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
Re: Velvet Sundown
July 31, 2014 09:41PM
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What? Housewife porn in game form? Pass.

I prefer games that simulate a life that's amazing, not.. ordinary. Hence why I don't see any point in Sims.



-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
Re: Velvet Sundown
August 01, 2014 12:13AM
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Will play as a spess mahreen.

Won't play as a spy.

Wat.

Looks incredibly like a more complicated game of The Ship

Also the point of The Sims is to send virutal people into a downward spiral of crippling debt and depression. Also create the ghosts of stalin and hitler and have them take over a plot being used by your mother.

Good trolling was had.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/01/2014 12:14AM by Deathbane.
Re: Velvet Sundown
August 01, 2014 03:48PM
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Or make Shreks grandma and slowly watch her go ever increasingly insane with each passing day, or even Ariel Sharon's Mountain of Solitude.

Ad this is why you play The Sims [www.youtube.com].

Its one of few games where you can break the ever living shit out of it and the game will be perfectly ok and accept it.

Man with a 20ft wide chest sure thing! 5ft long legs that bend in 8 places? no problem.

But enough about that.


Also where is the swanky black bartender with an afro the size of a watermelon?



Remember shoot or die!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/01/2014 03:53PM by Trunham.
Re: Velvet Sundown
August 01, 2014 06:29PM
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IceVamp
What? Housewife porn in game form? Pass.

I prefer games that simulate a life that's amazing, not.. ordinary. Hence why I don't see any point in Sims.

Your just mad I don't like your gay butt sex 40k smiling smiley

Idk, the video's I've seen were pretty funny....



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"