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Zone Warden
Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2012 01:38AM
Well, Merry Christmas shit heads.

Couldn't sleep. Haven't been sleeping much lately and figured I'd be the first to extend the gesture of brotherly affection.

I'm gonna go swing my dick in circles and make helicopter noises now.

Peace cocksmokers.

Zizzle Wizzle.


(shamfru nigs(suck my big veiny one semendribbler[read:tiny asian penis, augmented with critical whiskey dick failure]))
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IceVamp
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2012 08:57AM 		avatar
But we already.. ah, fine.

Merry Christmas!
I don't give a shit about religious inclinations, it's just a tradition.

I also had trouble sleeping, and thus overslept. But I am now at work. And I didn't think ahead that shops would be closed, so I have only 2 grams of snus left. This might be a long day.


-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
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Yalk
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2012 02:58PM 		avatar
Merry Christmas!

How does your heli sounds go?


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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Zone Warden
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2012 05:23PM
They are pretty awesome dude.

I also got about two inches of lift at full speed.


(shamfru nigs(suck my big veiny one semendribbler[read:tiny asian penis, augmented with critical whiskey dick failure]))
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Trunham
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 26, 2012 03:13AM 		avatar
Zone man you always seem to know the right worlds of phrase to make me laugh so Merry Christmas to you and to everyone else as well.

what you all get for Xmas? I got a wardrobe of diabetes a Canvas Painting of DC Comic book covers two films on Blue-Ray a pair of fantastically snug slippers and a Lego model of the Robotic offspring of the Rhino Alien from Natural Selection 2 and a Velociraptor.


Remember shoot or die!
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Yalk
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 26, 2012 05:34AM 		avatar
I got a Black powdered revolver, audio books (for my long ass shitty drive) , real books, um....some other smaller random stuff...

My bro in law said he'd get me a steam game while the sale is going on (suggestions will be taken)

That's it really


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IceVamp
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 26, 2012 08:11AM 		avatar
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Yalk
I got a Black powdered revolver ...
Typical south, grinding blacks into powder so they can shoot more blacks.

Since it's the new topic; Three pairs of knitted wool socks, thick as hell woollen underpants, a box of toblerone, shaving foam and aftershave and a gift certificate.


-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
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Radfahrer
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 26, 2012 09:50AM 		avatar
Bought myself a new Sennheiser Headset, a dozen CD´s, 4 Discworld books and a new steering wheel is being thought about.
Except a hundred € spent by mother no gifts were received or given.
The PC im building for Mum needs a HDD and a DVD-Rom still, so I know where those 100€ will go.

I will get me more gifts in form of Chocolate and Red Bull (weed is in stores seemingly).

Go for attack speed, zone, what does it sound like then ?



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Yalk
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 26, 2012 05:15PM 		avatar
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Yalk
I got a Black powdered revolver ...
Typical south, grinding blacks into powder so they can shoot more blacks.

Since it's the new topic; Three pairs of knitted wool socks, thick as hell woollen underpants, a box of toblerone, shaving foam and aftershave and a gift certificate.

I lol'd


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Deathbane
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 27, 2012 05:30PM 		avatar
Oh god icevamp im fucking dying laughing. Dont fucking knock the toblerone though bruv, thats an essential part of every christmas unless you're a chipka.

Merry christmas you glorious bastards, if i had gotten more money you'd have all gotten vidya.

Finally got a phone thats made after 2003, so you guys can finally get ahold of me when im off being a sword fag
in newcastle.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/27/2012 05:30PM by Deathbane.
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Bill
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 27, 2012 06:32PM 		avatar
I got leukaemia



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Zone Warden
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 28, 2012 07:34PM
What does it taste like, Bill?

Yalk, attack speed is pretty fucking vicious, almost knocked over a vase or two.

As for the haul, I got more lounge pants than I know what to do with. Books, booze and chocolate galore, couple of hundred pounds of the Stirling variety and a shit ton of paints and hobby tools for my war gaming crack addiction.

Also Anno 2070, because I like to torture myself.


(shamfru nigs(suck my big veiny one semendribbler[read:tiny asian penis, augmented with critical whiskey dick failure]))
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Trunham
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 29, 2012 03:49AM 		avatar
Welcome magic unhappy colonists of the future your all going to stave to death under the sea.


Remember shoot or die!
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Radfahrer
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 30, 2012 03:51AM 		avatar
Whilst choking on oil from a nearby pipeline break ...
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Zone Warden
Re: Merry Christmas.
December 30, 2012 05:47AM
It has induced severe emotions in me and the love for that game is so intense it's pure hatred.

Also, three inches of lift today.


(shamfru nigs(suck my big veiny one semendribbler[read:tiny asian penis, augmented with critical whiskey dick failure]))



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/30/2012 05:48AM by Zone Warden.
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Bill
Re: Merry Christmas.
January 05, 2013 03:29AM 		avatar
For Christmas I learnt that the jews did 9/11.



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Radfahrer
Re: Merry Christmas.
January 07, 2013 12:44AM 		avatar
Once again the Jews, eh ?
Somehow boring
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Bill
Re: Merry Christmas.
January 07, 2013 09:39PM 		avatar
Don't worry, I could have a big wobbly instead, that'd be interesting thumbs up



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Yalk
Re: Merry Christmas.
January 08, 2013 12:52AM 		avatar
Wut?


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Bill
Re: Merry Christmas.
January 08, 2013 01:36AM 		avatar
Ask our Mossad sleeper agent friend here, he seemingly is the one with his willy caught in the window.



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