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Ban Request - Simon Phoenix

Posted by ZackG 
ZackG
Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-05-04 09:53:43
Hi. Apparently alot of players are complaining of a recent player named Simon Phoenix. he doesn't commit to the game, instead throws random insults at people and this is just plain annoying. is there anyone that can ban this guy?
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-05-04 15:31:37
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Oh, Simon. Yes, he loves doing that. Best thing you can do is laugh at him and leave it at that, he's usually all bark and no bite. Most of us just find him amusing.

Wouldn't be the first time I banned him, too. I resisted just banning him by IP before, but I might have to do that if he keeps it up.



If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.
ZackG
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-05-04 17:30:37
Good thing im not the only one that hates him. he keeps callung me anoob and telling elfisko that he licks her mothers you know what. Hes got to go
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-05-04 21:15:58
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Leg him until he leaves is also a method.



-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-05-04 23:13:41
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IceVamp
Leg him until he leaves is also a method.
A method that bares the CJW seal of approval.



Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

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Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-05-05 15:00:26
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And remind him he is still a Pet/Mascot of CJW ...
do this combined with legging ... helps wonders^^

if not ...

HAARP !
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-05-05 15:14:52
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The best is too catch him on the game mode that won't let you eject


Step 1: leg him
Step 2 : remove arms/other weapons
Step 3 : (hint: your mech can crouch ) Tea Bag his cockpit
Optional Step 4 : call him your bitch and ask if he likes it OR ask if he likes licking <your you know what>

Most wont know how to get out and will disconnect

If they do manage to get out....EASY BA TARGET....splat

Also, some mechs are better teabaggers than others

Enjoy!



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
ZackG
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-07-10 18:06:31
Alright guys. Have had it with this shithead

Heres more proof of his stupidity

I tried leggin him but seems to be impossible with his heaby mech skills.

and I dont fucking care if hes the class cloawn. I want him GONE!

Hes been getting me and everyone else's nerves
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-07-10 20:14:06
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He's been banned. Several times.

You'd really let some Russian kid piss in your cornflakes? Ignore him, it's the best course of action right now.



If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-07-10 20:14 by haarp.
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-07-10 23:30:18
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Just jump on our TS and if anyone is there we will mostly join you in MWLL and lag him until he ragequits.

WE ARE THE LAW!



Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

[giant.gfycat.com]
[oi60.tinypic.com]



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-07-10 23:30 by Zweistein000.
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-07-11 04:23:22
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Tell him, he is still the =CJW= mascot.
Will make him raeg even harder^^
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-07-12 22:51:20
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Heyy... I thought that was my job.



Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

[giant.gfycat.com]
[oi60.tinypic.com]
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-07-12 23:12:23
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Just keep spamming one of two things on the chat. I AM THE LAW! or Cry about it. again and again and again and again.



Remember shoot or die!
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-07-12 23:31:17
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I AM THE LAW!

MWLL servers are full so go play. I haz stuff to do before I go on vacation.



Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

[giant.gfycat.com]
[oi60.tinypic.com]
Re: Ban Request - Simon Phoenix
2013-07-27 00:10:36
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I laughed for real.