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ZackG
Horten: Ban Request
July 04, 2013 07:45AM
Yo guys. ZackG here again. for the past couple of say me and my friends have found this dude....

Like simon Phoenix, only this time, he is jus tplain rude. and boasts about himself. and we dont want him in the server

Here is some proof of his moronic ways, taken at the Gamma Server

Again, the kid shouldnt be allowed here

Starch1ld and others have seen his actions and they werent pleasing

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ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 04, 2013 07:48AM
Odd. the attachment doesnt work. I have provided a hotlink from my Photobucket account

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IceVamp
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 04, 2013 08:24AM 		avatar
Attachments are in a state of temporal flux at this moment in time.

Have you tried legging him?

I'll leave it to the admins.


-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
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ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 04, 2013 10:18AM
Nope. he gets on a mech
but the other players and I ganged up against him though.
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haarp
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 04, 2013 12:53PM 		avatar
Horten. He's been around since the early days. A search on the MWLL forums reveals his annoyance factor even back then.

It wouldn't be the first time I banned him either. Let me know if he keeps it up, and he'll be gone.


If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/04/2013 12:53PM by haarp.
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Yalk
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 05, 2013 12:46AM 		avatar
Protip:

Message enemy team to only attack him...let the holy crusade begin

Mechs can crouch....mecha teabagging is most powerful teabagging

LBX works very well on BA


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 05, 2013 06:53AM
Alright. I have had it with his remarks. and this chatlog here proves that he needs to be banned now

I dont care if hes been here since the dawn of time but this...
I cant describe his arrogance.



This was taken 30 minutes ago after I posted this. He is not welcome in these server and everyone else that plays it agrees
Please ban him!
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Spooky
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 05, 2013 08:18AM 		avatar
I concur. And SimonPhoenix along with him (unless it's the same person anyway).
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Gouty
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 05, 2013 11:08AM 		avatar
I suggest a new tactic, next time you see him, post here straight away and let us know he is online, or come on our teamspeak (edit: url removed) and we get as many people to come on and leg the fuck out of him


"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/05/2013 11:04AM by Gouty.
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IceVamp
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 05, 2013 11:12AM 		avatar
And THEN haarp ban's him.


-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
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Radfahrer
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 05, 2013 12:18PM 		avatar
Gentlemen, exactly as Gouty and IceVamp suggested .
Trolls pulling your teeth ?
Call them "Mascots of CJW" and see them throwing hissy fits.
If that doesnt work ...
Call the Jadewolves, we troll people for a living, and as Spooky knows : we are devilishly good at times winking smiley

And if said measurements are not working, the Master of the Server-verse Haarp might act as the almighty, ban-hammer throwing God of Thunder, in a nice "Thor-throwing-Mjoellnir-style" .



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/05/2013 12:19PM by Radfahrer.
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Yalk
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 05, 2013 04:54PM 		avatar
Oh yeah, I've spent many sessions TK'ing Horton in the past

Let us know if he's on, we'll TK into oblivion...then Haarp bans him for being TK'd repeatedly


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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Trunham
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 05, 2013 08:17PM 		avatar
just jump in a asset that has TAG or Narc and keep marking again and again and again or some shit?


Remember shoot or die!
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Zweistein000
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 07, 2013 02:31AM 		avatar
Our only response should be: "WE ARE THE LAW!"


Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

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Radfahrer
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 07, 2013 02:37AM 		avatar
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Zweistein000
Our only response should be: "WE ARE THE LAW!"

THIS !
To correct in all the uncorrect ways of what makes one a Jadewolf
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Spooky
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 07, 2013 09:24AM 		avatar
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Gouty
I suggest a new tactic, next time you see him, post here straight away and let us know he is online, or come on our teamspeak (cjw.dyndns.biz) and we get as many people to come on and leg the fuck out of him

What's the point of dedicating so much effort towards such a person?
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haarp
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 07, 2013 10:34AM 		avatar
He's been banned since yester-yesterday


If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.
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Zweistein000
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 07, 2013 10:36AM 		avatar
Enjoyment of seeing them lie helplessly on the floor, teabaging them while they cry to their mommies and then get banned.


Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

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Trunham
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 07, 2013 01:23PM 		avatar
Isn't there a automatic Leg command or some crap that the Admin can do that instantly blows off one of the mechs legs of the selected target.

If not then there should be.


Remember shoot or die!
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Ensalus
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 07, 2013 10:36PM 		avatar
I find this thread hilarious. 5/5 would read again.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/07/2013 10:37PM by Ensalus.
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Yalk
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 07, 2013 11:46PM 		avatar
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Spooky
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Gouty
I suggest a new tactic, next time you see him, post here straight away and let us know he is online, or come on our teamspeak (cjw.dyndns.biz) and we get as many people to come on and leg the fuck out of him

What's the point of dedicating so much effort towards such a person?

CJW?

We're like the Dexter of Trolls


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 09, 2013 12:36AM
Thanks for banning him guys. Apparently as I post, hes been trying to get in but kept changing his name. I find this hilarious that a spoiled child such as him, keeps rejoining as a vulger name
Thanks Again



Zack
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Gouty
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 09, 2013 11:49AM 		avatar
Oooh, what names is he trying?


"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam"
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ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 09, 2013 01:41PM
Cant remember. was too busy help Starch1ld in battle. tongue sticking out smiley
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Spooky
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 10, 2013 12:09AM 		avatar
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Yalk
CJW?

We're like the Dexter of Trolls

Doubtful, since Dexter literally eliminates his target, whereas any aformentioned effort does nothing at all winking smiley.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/10/2013 12:10AM by Spooky.
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Yalk
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 14, 2013 04:39PM 		avatar
Eh. Debatable


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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Trunham
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 14, 2013 09:28PM 		avatar
*statement redacted*


Remember shoot or die!
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Bill
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 27, 2013 12:12AM 		avatar
I say we ban ZackG, disturbing our lovely server with all this drama.



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Yalk
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 27, 2013 01:03AM 		avatar
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Bill
I say we ban ZackG, disturbing our lovely server with all this drama.


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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Radfahrer
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 28, 2013 09:51AM 		avatar
I say we ban Starchild for being a lousy ASF-into-ASF Crasher and classic VTroll-Balooner ^^
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haarp
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 28, 2013 11:40AM 		avatar
I say we take off and ban the entire playerbase from orbit.


If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/28/2013 11:40AM by haarp.
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Yalk
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 28, 2013 03:13PM 		avatar
Would that be the equivalent of taking the servers down?


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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haarp
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 28, 2013 04:35PM 		avatar
It's the only way to be sure.


If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.
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Zweistein000
Re: Horten: Ban Request
July 28, 2013 09:10PM 		avatar
NO! We must make the sun go supernova and after that turn it into a black hole and send the remains of the solar system into it, THEN ban the dark hole itself. That's the only way to be sure.


Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

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Starch1ld
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 01, 2013 02:43AM 		avatar
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Radfahrer
I say we ban Starchild for being a lousy ASF-into-ASF Crasher and classic VTroll-Balooner ^^
That "Starch1ld" was Bobby....


I live in the shadows



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/01/2013 02:45AM by Starch1ld.
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Radfahrer
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 01, 2013 08:41AM 		avatar
Even better then ... ban all the smurfes.
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Yalk
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 01, 2013 04:33PM 		avatar
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Radfahrer
Even better then ... ban all the smurfes.


I kinda agree....your handle is already a smurf of your RL identity (unless your Bill) why do you need to smurf your RL smurf?

I don't get it


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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Radfahrer
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 02, 2013 02:31AM 		avatar
Whats up with my handle Yalk ?
It´s rarely been I have called myself something else than Radfahrer, Rad Hanzo or Antalope (Sleeper/Boon in the older times), lest alone took the name of another player or go as MECHWARRIOR(1/2/17/whatever), so where does your line of quotation and questioning lead in the end?

/Confused
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IceVamp
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 02, 2013 11:16AM 		avatar
Let me clear that up for you.
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Yalk
I kinda agree....your one's handle is already a smurf of your one's RL identity (unless you're Bill) why do you need to smurf your RL smurf?

I don't get it
Everybody just assumes Yalk is turbo-fucking them in the ass whenever he writes something.


-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.



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Yalk
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 02, 2013 02:51PM 		avatar
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IceVamp
Let me clear that up for you.
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Yalk
I kinda agree....your one's handle is already a smurf of your one's RL identity (unless you're Bill) why do you need to smurf your RL smurf?

I don't get it
Everybody just assumes Yalk is turbo-fucking them in the ass whenever he writes something.

Lol sigh...

Thanks Ice, yeah I wasn't talking about you specifically...."your" in general, I was agreeing with you



.....the only person I Turbo-fuck is Zwei...but it's out of love, except when he was mr. Echo....I genuinely hated him then, but that's fixed! So now he's my fuck toy


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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Bill
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 02, 2013 03:33PM 		avatar
I'm going to make sure I set up my stuff to echo soon enough.



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Zweistein000
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 02, 2013 10:59PM 		avatar
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IceVamp
Let me clear that up for you.
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Yalk
I kinda agree....your one's handle is already a smurf of your one's RL identity (unless you're Bill) why do you need to smurf your RL smurf?

I don't get it
Everybody just assumes Yalk is turbo-fucking them in the ass whenever he writes something.

Cuz that's what he's here for. To ass rape you screaming "cry harder". He makes sure we all experience the kind of emotions that clan trueborn cadets do in the first 7 days of training.


Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/02/2013 11:01PM by Zweistein000.
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Yalk
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 03, 2013 04:26AM 		avatar
Lol


"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
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Deathbane
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 03, 2013 01:55PM 		avatar
Commonsoldiers time of month guis, watch yourselves and keep your collective asses to the walls.
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Trunham
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 04, 2013 12:21AM 		avatar
What's on the Bocks, maybe there's a Troll? or a Troll on it?


Remember shoot or die!
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Ensalus
Re: Horten: Ban Request
August 04, 2013 12:57AM 		avatar
TROLL IN THE BAWKS BOCKS BOCKS


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