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Horten: Ban Request

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ZackG
Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-04 07:45:35
Yo guys. ZackG here again. for the past couple of say me and my friends have found this dude....

Like simon Phoenix, only this time, he is jus tplain rude. and boasts about himself. and we dont want him in the server

Here is some proof of his moronic ways, taken at the Gamma Server

Again, the kid shouldnt be allowed here

Starch1ld and others have seen his actions and they werent pleasing

ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-04 07:48:04
Odd. the attachment doesnt work. I have provided a hotlink from my Photobucket account

Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-04 08:24:43
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Attachments are in a state of temporal flux at this moment in time.

Have you tried legging him?

I'll leave it to the admins.



-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-04 10:18:37
Nope. he gets on a mech
but the other players and I ganged up against him though.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-04 12:53:34
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Horten. He's been around since the early days. A search on the MWLL forums reveals his annoyance factor even back then.

It wouldn't be the first time I banned him either. Let me know if he keeps it up, and he'll be gone.



If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-07-04 12:53 by haarp.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-05 00:46:13
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Protip:

Message enemy team to only attack him...let the holy crusade begin

Mechs can crouch....mecha teabagging is most powerful teabagging

LBX works very well on BA



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-05 06:53:14
Alright. I have had it with his remarks. and this chatlog here proves that he needs to be banned now

I dont care if hes been here since the dawn of time but this...
I cant describe his arrogance.



This was taken 30 minutes ago after I posted this. He is not welcome in these server and everyone else that plays it agrees
Please ban him!
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-05 08:18:06
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I concur. And SimonPhoenix along with him (unless it's the same person anyway).
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-05 11:08:02
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I suggest a new tactic, next time you see him, post here straight away and let us know he is online, or come on our teamspeak (edit: url removed) and we get as many people to come on and leg the fuck out of him



"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-08-05 11:04 by Gouty.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-05 11:12:24
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And THEN haarp ban's him.



-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-05 12:18:03
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Gentlemen, exactly as Gouty and IceVamp suggested .
Trolls pulling your teeth ?
Call them "Mascots of CJW" and see them throwing hissy fits.
If that doesnt work ...
Call the Jadewolves, we troll people for a living, and as Spooky knows : we are devilishly good at times winking smiley

And if said measurements are not working, the Master of the Server-verse Haarp might act as the almighty, ban-hammer throwing God of Thunder, in a nice "Thor-throwing-Mjoellnir-style" .



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-07-05 12:19 by Radfahrer.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-05 16:54:48
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Oh yeah, I've spent many sessions TK'ing Horton in the past

Let us know if he's on, we'll TK into oblivion...then Haarp bans him for being TK'd repeatedly



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-05 20:17:35
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just jump in a asset that has TAG or Narc and keep marking again and again and again or some shit?



Remember shoot or die!
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-07 02:31:55
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Our only response should be: "WE ARE THE LAW!"



Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

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Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-07 02:37:56
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Zweistein000
Our only response should be: "WE ARE THE LAW!"

THIS !
To correct in all the uncorrect ways of what makes one a Jadewolf
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-07 09:24:02
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Gouty
I suggest a new tactic, next time you see him, post here straight away and let us know he is online, or come on our teamspeak (cjw.dyndns.biz) and we get as many people to come on and leg the fuck out of him

What's the point of dedicating so much effort towards such a person?
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-07 10:34:45
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He's been banned since yester-yesterday



If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-07 10:36:15
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Enjoyment of seeing them lie helplessly on the floor, teabaging them while they cry to their mommies and then get banned.



Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

[giant.gfycat.com]
[oi60.tinypic.com]
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-07 13:23:19
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Isn't there a automatic Leg command or some crap that the Admin can do that instantly blows off one of the mechs legs of the selected target.

If not then there should be.



Remember shoot or die!
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-07 22:36:41
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I find this thread hilarious. 5/5 would read again.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-07-07 22:37 by Ensalus.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-07 23:46:20
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Spooky
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Gouty
I suggest a new tactic, next time you see him, post here straight away and let us know he is online, or come on our teamspeak (cjw.dyndns.biz) and we get as many people to come on and leg the fuck out of him

What's the point of dedicating so much effort towards such a person?

CJW?

We're like the Dexter of Trolls



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-09 00:36:01
Thanks for banning him guys. Apparently as I post, hes been trying to get in but kept changing his name. I find this hilarious that a spoiled child such as him, keeps rejoining as a vulger name
Thanks Again



Zack
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-09 11:49:26
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Oooh, what names is he trying?



"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam"
ZackG
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-09 13:41:16
Cant remember. was too busy help Starch1ld in battle. tongue sticking out smiley
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-10 00:09:57
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Yalk
CJW?

We're like the Dexter of Trolls

Doubtful, since Dexter literally eliminates his target, whereas any aformentioned effort does nothing at all winking smiley.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-07-10 00:10 by Spooky.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-14 16:39:40
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Eh. Debatable



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-14 21:28:59
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*statement redacted*



Remember shoot or die!
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-27 00:12:03
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I say we ban ZackG, disturbing our lovely server with all this drama.




Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-27 01:03:13
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Bill
I say we ban ZackG, disturbing our lovely server with all this drama.



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-28 09:51:00
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I say we ban Starchild for being a lousy ASF-into-ASF Crasher and classic VTroll-Balooner ^^
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-28 11:40:04
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I say we take off and ban the entire playerbase from orbit.



If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-07-28 11:40 by haarp.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-28 15:13:30
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Would that be the equivalent of taking the servers down?



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-28 16:35:17
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It's the only way to be sure.



If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst, at once, into the sky
It would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-07-28 21:10:41
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NO! We must make the sun go supernova and after that turn it into a black hole and send the remains of the solar system into it, THEN ban the dark hole itself. That's the only way to be sure.



Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

[giant.gfycat.com]
[oi60.tinypic.com]
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-01 02:43:34
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Radfahrer
I say we ban Starchild for being a lousy ASF-into-ASF Crasher and classic VTroll-Balooner ^^
That "Starch1ld" was Bobby....



I live in the shadows



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-08-01 02:45 by Starch1ld.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-01 08:41:15
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Even better then ... ban all the smurfes.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-01 16:33:45
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Radfahrer
Even better then ... ban all the smurfes.


I kinda agree....your handle is already a smurf of your RL identity (unless your Bill) why do you need to smurf your RL smurf?

I don't get it



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-02 02:31:12
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Whats up with my handle Yalk ?
It´s rarely been I have called myself something else than Radfahrer, Rad Hanzo or Antalope (Sleeper/Boon in the older times), lest alone took the name of another player or go as MECHWARRIOR(1/2/17/whatever), so where does your line of quotation and questioning lead in the end?

/Confused
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-02 11:16:36
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Let me clear that up for you.
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Yalk
I kinda agree....your one's handle is already a smurf of your one's RL identity (unless you're Bill) why do you need to smurf your RL smurf?

I don't get it
Everybody just assumes Yalk is turbo-fucking them in the ass whenever he writes something.



-I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 2013-08-02 11:19 by IceVamp.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-02 14:51:26
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IceVamp
Let me clear that up for you.
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Yalk
I kinda agree....your one's handle is already a smurf of your one's RL identity (unless you're Bill) why do you need to smurf your RL smurf?

I don't get it
Everybody just assumes Yalk is turbo-fucking them in the ass whenever he writes something.

Lol sigh...

Thanks Ice, yeah I wasn't talking about you specifically...."your" in general, I was agreeing with you



.....the only person I Turbo-fuck is Zwei...but it's out of love, except when he was mr. Echo....I genuinely hated him then, but that's fixed! So now he's my fuck toy



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-02 15:33:51
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I'm going to make sure I set up my stuff to echo soon enough.




Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-02 22:59:51
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IceVamp
Let me clear that up for you.
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Yalk
I kinda agree....your one's handle is already a smurf of your one's RL identity (unless you're Bill) why do you need to smurf your RL smurf?

I don't get it
Everybody just assumes Yalk is turbo-fucking them in the ass whenever he writes something.

Cuz that's what he's here for. To ass rape you screaming "cry harder". He makes sure we all experience the kind of emotions that clan trueborn cadets do in the first 7 days of training.



Human + CJW = Spit drooling retard

[giant.gfycat.com]
[oi60.tinypic.com]



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2013-08-02 23:01 by Zweistein000.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-03 04:26:28
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Lol



"SORRY, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! what were you saying?"
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-03 13:55:45
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Commonsoldiers time of month guis, watch yourselves and keep your collective asses to the walls.
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-04 00:21:13
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What's on the Bocks, maybe there's a Troll? or a Troll on it?



Remember shoot or die!
Re: Horten: Ban Request
2013-08-04 00:57:42
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TROLL IN THE BAWKS BOCKS BOCKS